I was rather late with Christmas cards this year – so here is a late Christmas message to everyone:
On the First day of Christmas my true love sent to me a mug full of golden milk.
On the Second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Third day of Christmas my true love sent to me three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Brussels sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a a mug full of golden milk.
On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight healers healing, seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts , 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine juicers juicing, eight healers healing, seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three tofu chunks, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten chilli peppers, nine juicers juicing, eight healers healing, seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Low Dose Naltrexone, ten chilli peppers, nine juicers juicing, eight healers healing, seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent for me twelve thoughtful prayers, Low Dose Naltrexone, ten chilli peppers, nine juicers juicing, eight healers healing, seven chaga mushrooms, six sauna sessions, five Brussel sprouts, 4 garlic cloves, three raw salads, two ginger roots and a mug full of golden milk.